proudly wearing
a youngster
freshman
meeting possible
Mistakes
on Fridays.
“jungle juice”
in the front row on the first day of class

8. Thinking

everyone you meet
Constantly
taking advantage of your
sloppy house parties

And this is why we don’t go to frat parties anymore.
in your twin-size bed.

22. Feeling Guilty
Wearing dirty clothes
It’s called Febreze.
seriously.

Justin Jacoby Smith is a Texan. He was the Grand Slam Champion for San Antonio in 2004. He has finally concluded his victory lap. His chapbook is Theoretical BBQ, from Small Child Press. He writes in Washington, DC and on Twitter.