“Call me a pig.”
I hate this guy.
He is just like every other shit fuck dudebro I see.
“You are a filthy fucking pig.”
At least the dirty panties he has on are cute.
“I hate your pink porcine shit fuck face honkey.”
I boot him in his lace covered ass. Now I’m on autopilot, a few more swats, epithets and he’ll jizz in his drawers and I will be 700 bucks in the pink.
Later, after he’s gone, I have the hotel room to myself. I’ll order some Chinese food, balance the books and zone out on cable TV.
Two servings of extra spicy pepper beef, one beer and two reality shows later I’m ready.
Two more White guilt fueled domme sessions, one sissy, three more Bad Mommy scenes and I’ll be able to breathe for a couple of months.
I’m so close.
With my rent paid up for another few months by Daddy Moneybags I’ll be golden and in new shoes.
When I was just a little hard scrabble ho, I wish I hadn’t been so afraid of the weirdos with deep pockets.
Oh well, shit in one hand wish in the other.
Sometimes when I clock my ever downward heading tits and the start of crow’s feet around my eyes I worry.
Am I too old?
Or, am I just getting to be perfect?
Before I can drown in self-pity my phone chirps.
Daddy Moneybags texts me begging for titty pictures and letting me know he dropped a hefty deposit into my account to “help with my lady problems” – his code for PMS and my need for meat and new shoes.
My worries about aging and my own marketability dissolve away as I peel off my jammies to reward my patron.
For right now, I’m okay. I’m safe. I’m perfect.
Shannon Barber is an author from Seattle, Washington where she lives with her partner and a small collection of oddities. She is an avid writer, reader and blogger. She has a new self care book out and can also be spotted at Luna Luna Magazine, on Facebook and Twitter.